in 7th grade we had this german teacher who immigrated to america from Germany about 23 years ago and one guy in my class thought it would be funny to ask him “Hey, because you’re german does that make you a Nazi?” and in a very thick german accent he replies “Hey, because you’re a white american boy, does that make you a slaveholder?” and the kid never tried to be funny in that class again
when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder
JOSH FUCKING PECK CAME INTO MY WORK TONIGHT. I heard a customer ask where the sweet tea was, and looked up and I nearly had a panic attack, and all he said is, “Quit being weird and come get a picture with me!” (Ignore the fact that I look like a total troll)
tumblr is going to be a mess on new years eve.
I mean think about everyone in different timezones so the brits will be like “HEY IT’S THE NEW YEARS GUYS!!” then the americans will be like “Nah man we got like 5 hours left.” Then the other half of america will be like “No” and the Australians will just be like “It’s January 2nd ???? ?